🍪 Discord gets some Gas

Good morning, friends. This is Bite Sized Beta, but really we should just change our name to chamomile because we got so much tea.

We got a fun one this week, so let’s get to the good stuff.

In the oven this week:

  •  ⛽️ Discord goes to the gas station

  • 💬 Poll of the week

  • 💸 A new crypto exchange is in town

  • 🍪 Cookie crumbs: bite sized headlines

  • 🍫 Chocolate chips: our 4 favorite finds of the week

  • 😂 Snickerdoodles: Thursday memery

FRESHLY BAKED

DISCORD GETS SOME GAS

Gas station meme with discord pulling up

You know when Mark Twain said, "history never repeats itself, but it does often rhyme?"

Well, what do you call it when you sell your company to Meta for $40 mil, Meta shuts down the product, but then you double back, build the exact same thing all over again, and sell it to Discord?

The life of Nikita Bier, everybody!!! AKA, a really good rhyme.

Let me run it back for ya.

Five years ago, this guy makes an app called TBH, which lets teens say nice things about each other via polls. 

He raises some funding from VCs, and it goes viral.

TBH, an app created by Nikita Bier 5 years ago.

TBH

Facebook, who at the time is struggling to keep the youth, buys TBH for $40M, but doesn’t know what to do with it, and eventually shuts it down.

Fast forward to late last year.

Bier hits the group chat with, “I'm just thinking about how I can make $10M in 3 months.” Cause you know… who isn’t??

He’s already ridden out his non-compete from FB, so what do he and his 3 friends do?

They start building Gas - AKA TBH 2.0.

Except it’s more TBH 1.0 than 2.0.

Yeah, it’s literally the same damn thing.

Except this time, instead of raising VC money, he decides to make people pay to see the stuff other people are saying about them.

Because everyone wants to know what people think about them… especially high schoolers.

It’s genius. And it works.

A few high schools start using it, and before you know it, Nikita starts posting all these progress pics like he’s in the gym:

Until this week, when he finally hits us with the end game:

Incredible.

It's like turning in the same essay for two different classes.

We’ll be waiting for that three-peat.

POLL OF THE WEEK

GAS: LAME OR NO SHAME?

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THE BIG PIZOOKIE

THE NEW CRYPTO EXCHANGE EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT

Move over FTX, there’s a new exchange in town.

And it’s called…… *drumroll plz*

GTX.

And it’s kind of hilarious.

It lets customers of bankrupt crypto exchanges like Voyager, FTX, Celsius, etc. trade their bankruptcy claims.

That means that if you’re owed anything from the FTX saga, you can sell your FTX bankruptcy claim on GTX to anyone that thinks the claim could be worth more after the bankruptcy is settled.

But the hilarious part is, GTX was founded by these guys:

The founding team of new crypto exchange GTX. All scammers.

The scammer hall of fame

That’s right, the same people that put ya in bankruptcy in the first place.

These guys ran their own crypto exchanges into the ground, and are now tryna raise $25M to fund a platform … to allow their ex-customers trade bankruptcy claims from their own failed firms.

HUH???

Ya just can’t make this stuff up.

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COOKIE CRUMBS

BITE SIZED TREATS

What happened in tech this week:

Twitter is so behind on rent that Elon is auctioning off all the coffee machines and office equipment. Hope they got a good stash of junk to sell, ‘cause tax season is comin’ up.

Prime members, get ready for more free shipping. Amazon is bringing "Buy with Prime" to other merchants. This allows retailers to integrate with Amazon's checkout, payment, and shipping services, and will be available by Jan 31. Prime member? You get more free shipping, free returns, and one-click checkout. As if we needed more reasons to spend money..

Finally, some good news for the metaverse: Roblox crushed earnings. They saw daily active users go up 18% YoY and hours engaged rise 21% YoY.

SBF becomes a creator…. on Substack. He just started a newsletter this week, and here’s the TLDR so you don’t have to waste your time: he didn't steal/stash money away, he's got no idea what happened with Alameda, and he could repay customers if he got the company up and running again. Uh huh…

Match Group is about to rake it in - Hinge is testing a $60/month subscription for "highly motivated daters" and Tinder is testing a $500/month subscription. Seems like a good way to see who’s really desperate in your area…

If you’ve been eyeing a Tesla, now’s the time to buy. They’ve slashed prices by up to 30% when you apply the new EV tax credits.

CHOCOLATE CHIPS

OUR FAVORITE FINDS THIS WEEK

SNICKERDOODLES

THURSDAY MEMES

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That's all we got for ya this week, folks. See ya next Thursday!

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