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šŖ Non-cringe life advice and Elon says get back in the office or GTFO
Howdy, friends! This is Bite Sized Beta, where we deliver <5 min of tech insights so unbelievable you might mistake us for Amber Heard.
Letās dive in.
In the oven this week:
š„ Freshly baked: Elonās building a team of missionaries
āš¼ One big pizookie: one piece of life advice that isnāt a giant eye roll
šŖ Cookie crumbs: 3 highlights of the week
š Snickerdoodles: because when is it ever a bad time for memes??
FRESHLY BAKED
Seems like everyone and their grandma is offering a fully remote option for their employees these days. Even Apple, which initially took a hard stance on forcing employees back to the office, has since delayed its plan after major employee pushback.
But can we ever count on Elon to go with the crowd? Nope!
In an emailĀ to Tesla employees, Elon says everyone is required to spend 40 hours a week in the office. No ifs, ands, or buts.
According to him, itās time to get with the program or take a hike.
Think youāre a senior employee that can worm your way out of this one? Nice try - according to the new policy, those that are more senior have to be even MORE visible than everyone else. And if you simply just donāt show up, consider yourself resigned.
As expected, he got some pushback. But being Elon, he had a pithy response queued up:
Our take? It kinda makes senseā¦ I mean, who would trust a car designed by someone that had never seen the thing in real life?
On the other hand, it could push non-hardware employees to leave. Being in the office for 40 hours a week is a tough sell these daysā¦ especially when your company lags behind the industry in compensation and doesnāt offer free kombucha at the office.
Total pay for a Level 2 (entry level + 1) software engineer:
Tesla: $163,845
Microsoft: $193,707
Amazon: $238,849
Meta: $268,309
Google: $269,305
Sure, Tesla stock has gone insane mode since the pandemic, but thatās still a ~64% difference between Tesla and Google. If you thought Bezos was stingy, Elonās a miser.
So whatās Teslaās strategy to compete for talent?
Attracting missionaries over mercenaries.
Let me explain.
According to John Doerr (legendary VC that first invested in Amazon & Google), there are 2 types of people at every company - missionaries and mercenaries.
Mercenaries are the people you hate working with on group projects. They optimize for themselves ahead of everything else. These guys are short-term greedy, not long-term greedy. And while they might be good at their jobs, everythingās transactional and they have about as much loyalty to you as Tristan Thompson does to Khloe Kardashian.
Missionaries care about making money, but are motivated by a higher calling. They want to help people and make a mark in the world. Missionaries play the long game, so theyāre down to take some short term Lās if they get to win eventually.
Companies like Tesla with strict rules and limited perks offer the missionary promise of making a big impact in the world. Just look at the last paragraph of Elonās email from this week:
If thatās not appealing to you, you might be more mercenary than missionary, at least towards Teslaās charter.
Elonās building a team of missionaries. All the mercenaries can GTFO.
THE BIG PIZOOKIE
Itās graduation season, so to all the graduates (and those that arenāt), hereās one of the best pieces of life advice Iāve read thatās not a trope.
Mike Speiser (a VC) came up with this, and for once, Iād encourage you to read the whole thing and not just my summary of it.
ā¦ā¦Buuut since weāre all lazy, hereās my quick summary of it!!
Speiser starts by comparing how we invest our money with how we invest our time.
If you invest in the stock market as a teenager, you give your money your entire life to compound. You could theoretically invest less money at age 15 and have more money in 50 years than someone investing slightly more starting at age 30, just because your money has had more time to earn a return.
Makes sense, right?
The same concept applies to time. When you invest early in something you care about (work, skills, hobbies, etc.), you give this investment more time to compound. By the time you reach your 40ās, youāre miles ahead of people who spent their 20ās on vacation in Italy. You could probably do the same task in half the time because youāve done the reps and built the muscle memory.
The takeaway: if you start earlier, you get further later.
Now hereās the problem: everyone seems to want work life balance nowadays. People want to make millions and also have a chill life with 30 days of PTO to spend with their emotional support peacock.
But if you have a lot of life now, youāll probably need to work more later since you havenāt accumulated enough work output. If you work more now, youāll build up enough work productivity to get more life later.
Under-investing your time early in life is like spending your earnings on entertainment vs. on things that will grow more valuable over time. Itās time to find something you love and start compounding your time in it. Letās go!!
COOKIE CRUMBS
Sequoia Capital: donāt expect a quick recovery from the current market drawdown. In a Zoom call to founders, Sequoia (VC that first funded Google, Airbnb, Apple, etc.) says itās time to hunker down. We wonāt see a recovery like the one that followed the pandemic in 2020, since weāve exhausted all potential monetary and fiscal policy tools. Sequoia is one of many investors sounding the alarm bells - David Sacks and Ray Dalio did the same and we covered it two weeks ago.Ā Buckle up guys, itās gonna be a lonnng winter.
Itās a tech employee graveyard with layoffs topping 90K since March. Some notable losers: Bolt (fintech), Better.com (home mortgage), On Deck (tech networking platform) and Cameo (influencer video messaging) each laid off ~30% of their workers.
Sheryl is leaving Meta to focus on philanthropy. Huge news from the COO who sat at the helm for 14 years and was the chief architect of Metaās ads business. Meta has been known to have a tight circle of homies at the top of the totem pole, so Sheryl leaving definitely leaves a big gap in the mafia friend group. A coincidence that she chose to share the news a mere minutes after the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard verdict was announced? š¤ TouchĆ© PR team, touchĆ©.
SNICKERDOODLES
VCs: sure, I'll invest billions of dollars in these pre-revenue, high burn ideas
also VCs: FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY GUYS!!!
— Bite Sized Beta (@bitesizedbeta)
May 20, 2022
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