🍪 It's official, they're building SF 2.0

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In the oven this week:

  • 💸 A secret group of tech billionaires, building SF 2.0

  • 🗳️ Poll of the week: are you moving?

  • 🍪 Cookie crumbs: 7 bite-sized headlines

  • 🍫 Chocolate chips: tool edition

  • 😂 Snickerdoodles: memes for the weekend

FRESHLY BAKED

TECH BILLIONAIRES ARE BUILDING A NEW SF

San Fran.

The city of fog.

Land of the hoodies.

The metropolis of human feces.

Where all you gotta do is sell both your kidneys and maybe a lung for an apartment.

In case you’ve missed it - SF’s been on a downward spiral these last few years. And it’s bad bad:

Don’t all get up at once to move in!

If you’re cringing, so is Flannery Associates.

It’s a new company founded by a bunch of OG tech legends:

  • Andreessen Horowitz partners Marc Andreessen and Chris Dixon

  • LinkedIn co-founder Reid Hoffman

  • Stripe co-founders Patrick and John Collison

  • Billionaire philanthropist Laurene Powell Jobs

  • Michael Moritz of Sequoia Capital

Sheeeeesh talk about a stacked roster.

Over the last 5 years, this Flannery Associates spent $800M quietly acquiring thousands of acres of farmland in Solano County, and paying way above market to do it.

Where the f is Solano County, you ask?

It’s riiiight over here:

Solano County in the dotted red lines

Alright, alright. So what’s this got to do with SF?

Well, as it turns out, Flannery Associates is trying to build SF 2.0.

They’ve announced that they aim to “deliver access to good-paying jobs, affordable housing, clean energy, sustainable infrastructure, open space, and a healthy environment.”

Plus, they rolled out a survey asking community members how they’d feel about a new development for “tens of thousands of new homes, a large solar energy farm, orchards with over a million new trees, and over 10,000 acres of new parks and open space.”

So far, Solano County thinks Flannery Associates is a walking red flag.

Residents are complaining about how sketchy it is that Flannery’s been secretly acquiring land for years now without letting the community in on it.

There's still a lot more to work through before this even becomes a reality, but it sends a signal that tech billionaires have given up on SF.

RIP.

FROM THE COOKIE JAR

POLL OF THE WEEK: WOULD YOU MOVE TO SF 2.0?

Let’s hear it from the smart people in the room:

Would you move to Solano County if Flannery Associates’ dream becomes a reality?

Sound off 👇🏽

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COOKIE CRUMBS

BITE SIZED HEADLINES

Elon did a 45 minute livestream of Tesla’s full self driving feature in Palo Alto, and drove straight to Mark Zuckerberg’s house. Otherwise though, the full self driving was pretty decent - it was able to navigate construction areas with cones, unprotected lefts, and random bicyclists. Elon only had to intervene once at a red light.

Instacart is going IPO and it turns out, they’ve already been profitable for 5 straight quarters. All the gig economy companies have had pretty rough track records with IPOs though (DoorDash, Uber, Lyft, etc. are still below their IPO prices), so we’ll have to see if this is any different 👀

Zuck demo-ed a VR keyboard and says he can type 100 WPM virtually. Forget the cage match, let’s get him and Elon in a type off!

CHOCOLATE CHIPS

OUR FAVORITE FINDS

This week, we bring you….. drumroll plz...... Chocolate chips: random tools edition!

You’re about to have such big tool energy, the homies are gonna call ya a handyman.

SNICKERDOODLES

THURSDAY MEMES

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That's all we got for ya this week, folks. See ya next Thursday!

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